That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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