why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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