Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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