Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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