drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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