I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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