Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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