also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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