I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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