let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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