i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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