I wish I could punch you in the face.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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