By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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