I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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