I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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