Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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