OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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