Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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