Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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