Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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