I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
not ubering you a puppy
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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