youre lurking in front of me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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