3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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