If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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