i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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