If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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