I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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