real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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