He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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