Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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