oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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