like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
