so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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