His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
porn star boner night. come get it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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