Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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