no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She bit a glass in half.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Randomize
