i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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