Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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