Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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