Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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