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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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