Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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