in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There r osticjed everywhere
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
