Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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