I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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