She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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