I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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