But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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