I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my shit smells like andre
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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