they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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