its not stalking. its research.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
