So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just high enough for therapy.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
All I want is dick and wine.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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