they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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