I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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