ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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