So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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