Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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