I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We have started to decorate penises.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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