seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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